Unit 3 Done. Like a boss! Weird that the course isn’t structured numerically but ok. Unit 2 to take on tomorrow after work.
Just got the email confirming my enrolment in a course to become a personal trainer. Get fucking psyched. Gonna start the materials tonight after I sew more of the Voodoo Priestess cape.
The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…
“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing
Just used a sewing machine for the first time ever and didn’t sew my fingers a la Grinch. Basically a seamstress now. Test run out of the way, it is now time to progress with my Voodoo Priestess cape.
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline